good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen
the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed
Tell this joke to the person you hate
That ending left me in tears
my dog is actually jesus
Ur dog is everything
"You’re a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy. So many people are gonna love you."
"No, nobody’s gonna love me."
I need a Nicky
I need morello.
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.