so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
he’s making it hopthis is the only thing I care about
My sister in Chicago sent me this today.
It was really nice of her.
Tell her I say thanks
Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.
Tell them I say my bed is burning.
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
The way she tried to handle her keys omfg
R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.
this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day